Earth Day huh? What? When?

I love the Earth. I’m all about green and trying lessen my carbon footprint or imprint and whatever that really means, but this year Earth day was a blip on my screen. Similarly to Valentines day, it has become so commercialized that I really don’t care.

So what was my salute to Earth day 2013? Nothing.  I did nothing out of the ordinary.

I did not use paper plates but did use paper napkins.  I recycled them though. I did not up-cycle them to crafts that my children would want to hang somewhere in the house.

I hung up my laundry on a line dryer. Just the same as I did the day before and the day before that. I did not line dry our underwear.  Your welcome neighbors.

I pulled weeds instead of weed spray.  Your welcome soil and bank account. I did not want to waste the green paper in my wallet. That’s my kind of recycling, the money kind.

I did not drive to the store to get said weed spray. Saved the ozone.

If my example of celebrating Earth day has not inspired you enough and you are still in need of some Earth loving ideas follow these:

Impress your friends and neighbors and jump on that garden band wagon.

Amazingly, these are from my backyard.  Bell Pepper and Cilantro. I put the seeds in the dirt and watered. I have plants.

Line Dry your clothes.  Just consider it Vintage Laundry.

Still searching for ideas? Check Pinterest. There are people that up-cycle, recycle and can whatever they get their hands on.

All container gardening IS NOT created equal

In my hay days of gardening, I was pretty good.  If I planted a seed it would grow.  In fact I had a hard time making things not grow.  I was pretty proud of myself and posted many pictures of them on Facebook.  Ask anyone, I was pretty obnoxious.

Well, now  I am having my organic gardening pride kicked in.  I had to give up my in ground garden bed when we moved to the new house and I was determined to have a another garden but in containers.  I had plan and a mission and I was going to teach YOU how it was done.

I started with seeds.  I found the ‘how to’ on Pinterest and was slightly successful.

Can you see the Basil growing under the plastic wrap?  I grew those from seeds indoors! I was pretty proud of myself and then I discovered that Basil is one of the easiest things on the planet to grow and then it died from separation anxiety (it could have been lack of sunshine but I am sticking with the anxiety) after we went out of town for a few days. In efforts to cheer myself up I went outside to check the seeds I had planted and nothing.  The soil looked dead.

The gardeners on Pinterest are liars.  Visions of pins with pictures of plants growing out of shoes, buckets, mason jars and anything else that doesn’t move came to mind and I was irritated.  My plants are in pots with proper drainage and they died.  Frauds. Shoes can’t grow plants and neither can that stupid tool box.

I started over. I went to the nursery spent close to 71 dollars in starting plants and came home in rush of determination to began again. This is going to work.

It’s working. Sort-of.  I found what I thought would be the best place for the plants but apparently my plants are the high maintenance kind and only like partial sun. They looked wilted half the day. No amount of sweet talk and awkward umbrella shade would help them perk up.

Here is my solution.

They went from this….

All of my plants squished by the side of the house.

To this…

If those plants were people they would be spoiled.  Regular water cycle and a tray with wheels in case I need to move them out of the harsh afternoon sun.

I am no longer bitter towards the gardeners from Pinterest.  This has been a huge learning lesson for me, all container gardens are not created equal.  If the container garden has a lush green background you can almost be assured that it is not located in the desert.  Desert container gardening is very different than any other place that actually has water.

It’s a challenge.  I am not going to say I will get it right this time but I will be ticked if I don’t get at least one strawberry and one bell pepper.

Cocky Gardening Genius

February 8, I began our adventure into container gardening. In the past, every container plant I attempted died a sad and tragic death.  It was very sad and very tragic.  I could almost hear the plants screaming…”Noooo, Not there.  Help, Please! This idiot woman thinks she knows exactly what she is doing. AAAHHH.”  Two days later I had dead plants.

I believe they committed suicide.

Plant suicide.

This time I approached the concept of container gardening with less cocky and more intelligence. This spring I was/am determined not to have the same mass exodus of plant life as I did last year.  I buckled down and did a full day of mild research of how not to kill container plants and have a thriving container garden.

A full day.

I am practically a genius now.

A gardening genius.

I will make myself a cape later…

One of the truly helpful sites I used was this one: 10 Seed-Starting Tips.  Every step is detailed and carefully explained.  I read it, liked it, and did about half of it.

I started with something simple. Basil. I love Basil and I know that any respectable herb garden boasts Basil.

I followed the website suggestions.  I used an empty and clean sour cream container. Poked holes in the bottom for drainage. (I did NOT clean it with a 10% bleach solution as recommended)  I added  a small amount of compost and topsoil.  (Please don’t buy expensive Topsoil! It is really not necssary.)  I lightly mixed the topsoil and compost together and my four year old and I sprinkled some basil seeds along the top.

Fun Fact: Don’t plant seeds IN the soil. Simply sprinkle them on top and lightly press them into the soil with the bottom of a cup.  The seeds need to feel the soil but they need a lot of sun as well.  

After pushing the seeds add water.  Get the soil wet but not soaking.  Cover the top of the container with plastic wrap and seal it with a rubber band.  Place the container in a sunny spot in your home and walk away.

howtoStartplantsinyourhome

The plant creates its own Eco-system and you should see sprouts within days.

How to start Basil indoors

 Ours sprouted in four days after planting.  Now the site recommends removing the cover once the plant is past baby stage and then moving it to a place with a fan and giving it a lot of special treatment. I don’t have the space for all that so I am going to wait it out, water it and talk to it nicely.

Hopefully Basil here will enjoy his new home in the herb garden

 

Container Gardening – A renters solution to a gardening

This year marks a significant turning point in my gardening life. This spring I am planting in containers. In our home, two years ago, I had a great backyard where I was single handily creating a different ecosystem. In the middle of the desert I had trees, fruit, a great garden and so many bugs that I am surprised they didn’t organize and try to take over the yard. It was insane and I loved it.

Fast forward to present day. We are in our second year of our rental (thank you foreclosure) and I am now ready to start gardening again. I didn’t have the heart last year to start from scratch but thanks to Pinterest and my urge to have food readily available, I have decided to try my hand at container gardening.

Here are the goals (currently)

Strawberries

Tomatoes

Bell Pepper

Herbs

Here is the inspiration

Gardening in a raised box

I love the idea of a box that is raised to waist level. Although the color will be white because a black box in the desert will cook the roots.  I will be using this box for herbs.

Gardening in bucketsGardening in a random selection of pots and buckets can look fantastic and it is easy on the wallet.  I have an odd fetish for tin containers and I already have one ready for planting!

I am also a great believer in the Topsy Turvy.  I was able to get some great cherry tomatoes from my last one and after tasting a few of them I wasn’t embarrassed to admit that Topsy actually works.

I’m really looking forward to this next step. I will, of course, be dragging all of you along for the successes and failures.

Tomorrow we begin.




Simple Bird Feeder makeover

I hate birds and I always have.  In fact you can ask some of my closest friends and they will tell you that I always give their birds the evil eye and then tell the animal what a tasty meal they would make.  I really hate birds.

That being said it might be odd to announce that I am now the owner of a bird feeder.  A bird feeder that I wanted to purchase.  I have always wanted a bird feeder.  I have some odd romantic vision of my backyard/garden area having beautiful flowers, homegrown food and bird feeders. Don’t ask me why but it is a fact.  So this year I finally gave in and bought a bird feeder to make my backyard the local hangout.

The bird feeder I bought is nothing extravagant. I am fairly frugal and I did not want to buy any feeder that was priced over 12 dollars.  (Sorry Better Homes and Garderns, the feeders were beautiful, but “wild” birds don’t need to be sitting their rump on something that cost 30 bucks.) My four year old and I went to Wal-mart and browsed their selection and settled on a wooden house for 9.97.  I didn’t like the coloring but I had an idea and the price was right.

Here is my Extreme Bird house makeover — (okay not extreme but I had a Ty Pennington moment)

 Fresh from the store.  No real color and no seal.  In our climate there needs to be some type of seal and I really wanted some color.

How to make a bird feeder

I remembered I had some Jim Holtz Distress Ink (Tea Dye) at home and I figured I would give it a shot.  I never really could find anything I wanted to use the Ink on so this was a perfect opportunity.  It isn’t too overwhelming and it would give it the brown color I wanted…

Bird Feeder with Distress ink

Can you see the slight color change? Not overwhelming but just enough.

I followed the Distress Ink with Mod Podge; Gloss Coat.  There is a Mod Podge that is made specifically for the outdoors but I only had the Gloss Coat on had.

Hanging Bird Feeder

I lightly covered every side of the bird feeder with the ink and had to use my finger for the corners but I think it turned out well.  A darker brown and now it has a sealant.

Here are the supplies

Tools to makeover a bird feeder

Since I had the Mod Podge and Ink on hand this little makeover cost about 12 dollars for the bird feeder and food.

Quick and easy makeover for the backyard bird feeder. Nothing too detailed and I hope it gave you a few ideas.




I am going into landscaping

Last month my husband and I bought lawn tools.

They were necessary. The grass almost ate our children and the hedges were so tall that you needed a machete to find the front door.

These lawn tools have given me an odd sense of power.  I feel like I have ultimate control and can make those hedges look any way I want.  It is a mixture of Jeff Koons and Rambo.  I have the destructive desire to make those hedges look like puppies and I will wear a bandanna and tank top while I do it.

My husband told me I was crazy. I told him I was going to go into Landscaping.

Landscaper for hire:

Those bushes getting out of hand?

Show them who is boss.

I AM RAMBO
Bush unruly? Cut it down to size.

Trimming a hedge down to size

Don’t forget to mutilate the those pesky lights that were supposed to highlight your yard work.

Destroy the landscape light like RAMBO
And make sure to destroy those pesky branches to ensure minimal regrowth.

Trimming the bush like RAMBO

That’s right. If you are looking for a new landscaper come to me. I am Rambo with a hedger. I will make sure that your hedges will never grow back again!

Grow…NOW…Seriously, I mean NOW!

I am a very demanding gardener.  I just planted my first seeds of the season in our new backyard (in my OLD pots) and I want them to start growing, yesterday.  I am used to extremely fast results in growth because of the awesome soil combo that I had in my old garden. Man, I miss that garden….

Anyways, although I know results in two weeks will not happen it doesn’t mean I’m not secretly wishing that one morning I will walk there and I suddenly will have plants!  And if my seeds don’t take off this year I have decided that I am going to blame the pots.  I have never had a garden in pots and I am a little leery.  So if it fails you will hear a lot of “Stupid Pots” remarks.

Here is what is happening now:

 New Seeds in old pots
The left orange pot has basil the wood thing has cilantro
Now for some pictures of dirt:
Yesterday I did invest in that blue container.  It will be my new compost.  I left my huge awesome one at the other house.  I was upset when leaving the house and I didn’t want to venture into the backyard for fear of getting too sad.  So I am starting over with a blue trash can and it will soon have holes for air.  The silver is my compost for the kitchen.
I also bought myself a little treat:
Pre-grown plants!
Tomato and Strawberries!
So this is the new stage of gardening for me.  Let’s hope it works and those stupid pots don’t screw it up!

A winner and a Big Melon

I just realized and never put a stop date on this giveaway thing….Anyways, I just random generated a winner and Jamie author of From My Kitchen To Yours, it’s time for you to take a break!  I know you need one because your blog is all about your great cooking! I will be sending you an email!!

In other news, I got my hands on a friends melons the other day…That’s right, HER melons and they were good.  Better than mine… I took pictures.

Another stellar picture – You know that is fresh when you can still see where it was connect to the vine.
mmm…This honeydew was good!  Mine was not anywhere as sweet OR big.  They were punny, tiny… I need to do better next year.

The big ol’mess

I am ready to rip out my garden and start for fall.  Those stinkin squash bugs are everywhere!  I thought I had won the war when I ripped out the pumpkin plants but they have made a counter strike on the cantaloupe plants.

So I am exacting my revenge in the next couple of weeks.  I am taking out EVERYTHING! MWAH HA HA!

I went to take pictures of my soon to be former plants and here is the wonderful treat I received….

Thunderstorms!  It is almost pitch black now from the cloud cover…Love it….

Here is what I really wanted to show you

Oregano…It FINALLY grew.
The flowers  planted purely out of experimentation took over the box.  However it seems as if they are providing moral support to the oregano and he has decided to make a go at life.  Go obnoxious flowers!
Bell Pepper – I believe he will be allowed to live.  I already named him, Fred, so he can’t die
This is a little treat for you…Here is my mess of a garden….
 Let’s play a game…Who can see Stevey?
Here is the rest of my messy backyard.
I hope that these pictures provide some encouragement for those who believe their backyard is terrible.  Mine is probably worse.  Eh, well, at least the Black Widows like it.
Stay Tuned for my next post – Ode to the lamp in the playroom..
Yup, that’s right, it will be that exciting!
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